What do you call a single vampire?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didnt have the guts!"
Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you are a mouse.
What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You sure are Boo-tiful!
Why was the baby ghost sad?
He wanted his mummy!
What do witches put on their bagels?
What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
It was fang-tastic!
Why are vampires tough to get along with?
Because they can be pains in the neck!
Do you know how to make a witch itch?
You take away the w!
What subject in school is easy for a witch?