Did you hear about the taco that joined a band?
It was shredding on the guitar salsa!
Why did the taco go to school?
To get a little guac-education!
What do you call a sad taco?
A sour cream!
How does a taco say grace?
Lettuce pray!
What do you call a taco that has an attitude?
A snappy tortilla!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the taco shell!
What did the taco say to the guacamole?
You are avocado this world!
What's a taco's favorite kind of movie?
Wrap-ture films!
Why did the taco bring a ladder?
To reach the top shelf salsa!
What did one taco say to the other taco on Valentine's Day?
You're nacho average Valentine!
What do you call a group of musical tacos?
A salsa band!
How do you make a taco stand?
Take away its chair!
Why did the taco go to the dentist?
It had a corn in its tooth!
What do you get when you cross a taco and an octopus?
A taco-pus!
What did the taco say when it got an A+ on its test?
I'm nacho average student!
Why did the taco start doing yoga?
It wanted to be more flexible like a quesadilla!
How do you keep a taco from talking?
Wrap it up!
What do you call a taco that can sing?
A melodious tortilla!
Why did the taco bring a flashlight?
It wanted to find some fresh salsa!
What do you call a fancy taco?
Taco-licious!