"What do you call a single vampire?", "A bat-chelor." "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?", "He didnt have the guts!"" "Why are graveyards noisy?", "Because of all the coffin!" "When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?", "When you are a mouse." "What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?", "Straw-berries!" "What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?", "You sure are Boo-tiful!" "Why was the baby ghost sad?", "He wanted his mummy!" "What do witches put on their bagels?", "Scream Cheese" "What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?", "It was fang-tastic!" "Why are vampires tough to get along with?", "Because they can be pains in the neck!" "Do you know how to make a witch itch?", "You take away the w!" "What subject in school is easy for a witch?", "Spell-ing"
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